- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
- teacher: just do your homework
- doctor: just eat healthy
- mum: just clean your room
- opposite sex: just look gorgeous
- friends: just be socially active
- life: just be perfect
- me: it's not that fucking easy dude
haven’t felt this alone in a while.
24/5/12
really, though. hate the feeling of loneliness. like everyone you talk to seems annoyed. like you have nobody to turn to. just… alone.
- me: hey
- friend: i have a boyfriend
- me: whats up
- friend: we totally made out last night
- me: ok so how are you
- friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
- me: wow
- friend: boyfriend
- Me: Do you want any help mum?
- Mum: No thanks sweetie.
- *5 minutes later*
- Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
LOL. $$$$$$$$$
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